grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I want her autograph on my taint
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.