I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.