butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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