girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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