It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
My cat gives me a boner
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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