Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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