Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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