these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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