I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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