were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Enjoy the penises
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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