you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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