where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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