I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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