Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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