Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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