..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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