Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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