do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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