You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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