we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
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I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Randomize