Small penises have feelings too.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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