Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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