I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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