yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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