we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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