im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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