I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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