At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm at about main and main street
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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