I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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