between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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