And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Randomize
