i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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