I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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