What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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