let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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