She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You're like the curious george of whores
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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