Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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