like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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