I love black thongs
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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