Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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