Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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