My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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