The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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