Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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