Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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