I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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