nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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