Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I currently don't understand fingers.
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