I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I love you. Go after that dick
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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