i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Vodka?
Forever.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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