I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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