so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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