I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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