so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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