no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
