Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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